Mom's Messages: Actual Texts From My Ma "The Snowboard"

Ma: "hw ws Snowboarding/"

Me: "Fine until I caught an edge on a root, flipped in the air a couple times, then landed on my elbow and punched myself in the ribs during the dismount. I couldn't breathe well for a little while."

Ma: "hAve pictures of ths?"

Mom's Messages: Actual Texts From My Ma "The Scholarship"

Grace: "So far today I have been notified about $2000 in scholarship money I have been awarded! Excellent!"

Ma: "How   . gave u ths"

Grace: "What? Go back and read that and try again, Ma."

Ma: "who scholarship ; frm"

Grace: "Money grace gud. Me like learn."

Ma: "btch&"